I haven’t seen that much tongue from an NBAer since Jordan.

So tired of all these Clinton scandals...

The Triangle Offense is too simplistic for today’s complex game. I, for one, look forward to Phil reinventing himself with the cutting-edge Dodecahedron Offense.

Adam Schefter is reporting that as many as 12 NFL teams are taking a hard look at the cops who chased down and tackled Perry.

Owner James Dolan is going to eat the two years and $24 million remaining on Jackson’s five-year contract just to get Phil out of the paint before he alienates the team beyond repair.

This is great, but Richards may be playing with fire. A lot of the vitriol directed at him from the right may be more serious than he realizes. I’ve driven through Campton KY, and even the Duke boys — Beau, Luke and David — would be scared to set foot there.

First slave labor, now child labor. Looking good, Qatar.

Thanks for the summary. I’d open the report and read it myself, but the file was corrupt.

Russell’s showing a lot of emotion. Lucky for him Jimmy Dugan didn’t play hoops.

The fans love Jake too.

(Insert obligatory Adrian Peterson comment here)

I’m guessing Iverson didn’t practice much before the game.

Way to go, Conant, now everyone knows you drive a Passat.

He should wrestle in a pant suit.

What are you, some kind of oxy-moron?

Answer: Strike zones, curve balls, and Pagan.

I haven’t seen anything this bad from the Rockies since Coors Light.

The kid would probably beat Oladipo in a fight, too.

The kid clearly walked. *Not impressed at all.*

Trump: [reads headline]