Of course I’m outraged by these developments, but I’ll admit it’s nice to have something to take my mind off those kids getting gassed in Syria and the threat of nuclear war with North Korea.

North Carolina can’t move forward because they’ve got . . . Tar Heels.

Maybe, but the last time the Hawks put their C Team out there, they came back from a 26-point, 4th-quarter deficit against the Cavs A-Team who actually had something to play for that night.

The Cavs strategy this season has been to put in a half-ass, inconsistent effort; lull the rest of the league into a false sense of confidence; and then lose in the second round of the playoffs. Flawless execution so far.

The Lakers are so bad, they can’t even tank right.

You beat me to it.

The real story here is that Otis Nixon had a bodyguard in 2004.

Alternative: Huh. The Lions must have brought Jim Schwartz back.

The only thing consistent about the Cavs this season is their inconsistent play. I’m done being surprised when they look like garbage and lose what should have been easy games.

On the bright side, it’s nice to see a college football player trying to consent before making his move.

And because this is the Browns, there’s always the threat of more bombing.

This is incredible. Nice work.

Well, I guess this proves he’s gay.

That bandana is working overtime.

If a guy named Christian playing for the Padres can’t get a little help from the man upstairs, the rest of us are screwed.

Name checks out.

www.badtennispuns.com.

Wow. No love for Roger?

What’s that they say about foolish consistency?

Yeah, well you’ve had something caught in your teeth this entire time.