You’re forgetting the best part: this thing would have heritage and access to the best car name of all time!

There’s the Macan, GLA/GLE Coupe/GLC, Audi Q3, BMW X1...all of these check those 3 boxes, and the segment sells pretty well. One thing missing is the “luxury” box on the Subaru, even if you argue that the aforementioned really aren’t that luxurious even.

“Honda says the person was working on the Honda using a hammer”.

I like you. It’s like a BMW SUV. What’s the point?

And if it has a Porsche badge, it should only have two doors and an engine in the rear.

If it has a Jeep badge the focus should be off-road capability not pavement preferred racing performance.

How did the Hellcat Challenger only hit 96mph in the 1/4 trap? Asking for a friend.

“This is the best looking Jeep GC model ever.”

“(Oh! Oh! Do the 124 Spider next!)“

This is the best looking Jeep GC model ever.

That’s what I was thinking. I was hoping for some sort of Trackeagle/Hellhawk/Thunderchicken badge. It’s honestly my only gripe lol

that is a 100% fake image and only a complete fool would believe anything that a $1.25 seat of the pants dyno built into the cars infotainment system.

“Instead of focusing on our bottom line and manufacturing crossovers people want to buy, we should build ridiculous and obscene muscle cars and SUV’s. That’ll get us through the next 10 years”

Would you say it has a “plethora” of angry devil horses?

Does not match up with 1121 lb torque and 757 HP. Now the 757 HP figure is dead on for 3550.... Any ideas folks?

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

You joke, but...

Harry reminds me of the couple that used to live across the street where I grew up, that moved to the US from France in the 50s. Dude had the most awesome, meticulously crafted, detailed, train set imaginable. The layout was something around 300 square feet. And he'd just invite you (my 5 year old self and my dad)…