All I see is "Richard Simmons Shorts"

I would pair those with a wedding sweatshirt and wedding uggs so fast...

Damnit I missed it!

Lavender leopard print Manolo's I scored off ebay.

My friend (who gave me permission to post these) opted for comfort with these cute little keds.

Here's mine! And the hubs'

Ugh, men are so lame. I wanted to do the exploding fist after we kissed and Mr. was all like "This is a wedding, let's be normal for once." Pft. :)

I wore black sequin Converse. I also wore jeans and a Sleater-Kinney t-shirt.I was *supposed* to wear a champagne colored ballgown and d'Orsay pumps, but big department store f'ed up and "lost" my order...so I had to improvise. My husband-to-be and I spent the night before the wedding calling our 20 or so guests and…

These golden beauties took me down the isle and into my first dance for my wedding last year. They were unbelievably comfortable and tied the whole look together. I'm a little bummed that more people didn't notice them.

Thank you! Here they are (but not at the wedding, hence the too-short sweatpants I'm wearing).

Doc Martens! Comfy and durable.

These. http://www.amazon.com/Bates-GX-8-Gor…

I wore Chuck Taylors in my wedding color that I found on the clearance rack at DSW. Best decision ever - I was comfortable, danced all night, and didn't sink into the grass during outdoor photos! No one could see my shoes under my dress anyways, so I went for all-out comfort.

I once attended a bush wedding where the bride and bridesmaids all rocked bunny boots with their dresses.

I have serious reservations about what sort of damage it would cause my red stapler.

My husband's family owns a restaurant (in business nearly 70 years now!) and ALL the kids have worked it at some point. Well, one of my brothers-in-law was a bit of a hothead in his youth, and one day a nasty couple came in and were seated in his section. The story is legend in the family. The woman was sniffy and…

Yea, it was yellow and grey, tea length, and less than a hundred bucks. I live it and still wear it all the time. My mom hates it and has a hissy fit every single time I wear it. I am immature as fuck so I wear it around her every chance I get.

Finally, there's a SILENT killer of children. Usually it's such a noisy process...

No I'm dissing an aboveground tomato pool for chipmunks by calling it casserole, bc that's what it is.

I love pizza but don't really like children. It all makes sense now!