Careful. That kind of honesty will get you in the greys. Like me.

The interesting thing about the Irish one, is that while the Irish were never, ever slaves of the British, the English were quite literally slaves of the Irish, if you go back a few centuries. They were genuinely enslaved and sold to the Irish and worked to death. It only ended when William the Conqueror took over…

I don’t think his point does stand. “Minnows” only has the one sense. If they dropped too many points against the top 6, he should just say that. Even that would be kind of disrespectful. “Points dropped” assumes that Liverpool should automatically be winning games against the majority of teams in the Premier League,…

“Liverpool’s five losses this season, in order: Burnley, Bournemouth, Swansea City, Hull City, and Leicester City. Those teams are currently 12th, 14th, 16th, 19th, and 15th in the table, not to mention the fun draws to Sunderland (20th) and West Ham (11th). ”

Nah. Take a butter knife and use it like a lever, to prise open the side a little. Job done in 5 seconds flat.

After 38 years of struggling to break away from the influence of the extreme poverty that I was born into-and the trauma/deep-seated, unshakable shame of all the filth, starvation, domestic violence, substance/alcohol abuse, exposure to violent crime and lack of access to a decent education that I inherited by the…

I live in Japan and while I can’t say this is true of everyone; all the people I’ve spoken to about it, don’t really give a shit. The ones who know the source material, think Scarlett Johansson is perfect for the role. The majority don’t care at all and some can’t even understand why I’m asking.  Again, I can’t speak…

Maybe they’re asking if you would like some Hay?

You know, everyone says that “He never had a childhood” stuff, but why do we know that? Because Jackson and his PR people put it out there themselves. When my Grandad was 12, he worked in an abattoir. His job involved going into a room full of carcasses and having the door closed behind him, so the rats would come…

The only part that made any sense to me, was when he said “Your drink always goes to your D.”

I got a tattoo on my fourteenth birthday. I’m an English Teacher.

I went drinking in Manchester, once. I narrowly avoided three fights in the space of about two hours; one with a meathead asking me what I was looking at, another asking me where I was from and snarling “Your team fucking shite” and then one guy who came to to me saying “You punched my cousin” and swinging at me. I…

I shoved a 1969 Chevelle SS Coupe up my arse when I was six. Oddly enough, I love driving. Just not stick.

Ha! If only. Thank you for the compliment.

Thanks hehe. I was kidding about the badass part, but I’m happy.

I think mine might be up there with the most messed up. It also isn’t especially light-hearted and involves some pretty bad language. You’ve been warned.

Just what the world needs. More male models with beards.

When my mother was pregnant with me, the Doctor advised her to drink a pint of Guinness a day, for the Iron content.

Bullshit buzzwords and made up social groupings.

Cristiano Ronaldo