I was about to pop in and say "Have ya seen The Dissolve Facebook group lately?" but you got it. It's really weird.

In cases where "hipster" is insufficient for some reason or another, add on: liberal, SJW, feminist, or white knight.

"I'm just trying to get through this" - my mom, every day of my life before I turned 18.

"He's sorry you only have good memories of him." ;_;

Wait, is it better than Olive Garden? Does he even have endless salad and breadsticks? I demand endless supplies of cheap food as a condition of eating at any restaurant. Around here we speak hospitaliano, buddy.

Li'l Cube got dunked on hard.

It was funny in 1996 and it's funny now, damn it!

And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna… do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty… we're the only…. friends we've got, Morty! It's just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty.. RICK AND MORTY FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED…

He also speaks Spanish pretty well which is a damn rarity for white mainstream politicians on the national level. It doesn't make me actually support him, but I did enjoy his interview on Telemundo. He's actually something of a threat and I don't think he'll be going away.

They had to give him something.

And that, kids, is how the United States came to have our modern two family system. Every eight years the Clintons and the Bushes send their most worthy progeny into a hand to hand fight to the death for us to have to the privilege - nay, honor - of being their subjects.

I'LL ALLOW IT!

It's not that his heart is closed, it's that it's too small. If he learns the true meaning of Christmas he might appreciate this game more.

That game is an amazing, near Lynchian nightmare.

These games tend to be divisive. AVC isn't alone in disliking it.

Anything I've never heard of is fair game for a 2 for 1 trade, but you'll be missing out on some prime real estate if you give up the Radio Shack. We're working on an early bird special for Best Buy so you may want to hold out.

You have to be a Platinum Club member to get in on that.

I was thinking along the lines of the endless, ultimately (to me) deeply uninteresting question and discussion over whether it is or isn't a game. I actually didn't know it had that much replayability; I should check it out again.

If you move up to Gold Club status!

PETA hates this one weird trick for building better vampire castles!