Byrynstyn Byrs, natch.

I can't be wrong - it's the universe that's wrong, maaaaan!

I'm gonna keep drinking til I'm sober!

That does sound really cool. I didn't know that there was still such an invested fan community centered on the Myst games and lore. It sounds like Cyan knows how to treat their fans and that's something of a rarity these days.

You have to achieve OT-III before that can be explained. You can, of course, attain a higher OT level through meditation and hard work, or you can send $999.99 to Nathan Rabin c/o The Onion…

"And the next THREE DAYS is Texas!"

And all with no dialogue!

Captain Picard with hologram armor done with the best effects money could buy at the time set to an original score by Toto and Brian Eno. It's weird and beautiful and bad and good but rarely boring.

DYOOOOOONNNNNN OH!

Right now. You are living that nightmare. You'll never wake up.

I can't wait for the racist memes!

His last post from 2 years ago:

Reading your comment just made me realize I had meant to type Radiant Silvergun instead of Silhouette Mirage, but it still works. I was really fond of Working Designs' translations; what did they change about the game play in Silhouette Mirage? I can't remember hearing about that back in the day, but so much gets…

Well fuck me. I guess I shouldn't have been so drunk when I saw that movie 12 years ago. Where in that movie did that happen?!

That I did not know. It makes much more sense now, and, as always, I'm an asshole.

I did look in the mirror this morning and realize I'm not going be able to pass for under 30 in a year or two. I wish I had quit smoking sooner. Kilborne, however, looked like he was in treatment for a serious disease or something.

Is it just me or did Craig Kilborne look reaaaaaaaaaally fuckin old?

I've never been able to articulate exactly why I dislike those games. They're technically proficient and obviously well made (well, with the exception of Unity) but they just feel so empty.

I hear they eat babies.

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