Nah, it's too long.

Released on Vehicular Manslaughter Records.

His cover shoot for Sack Attack left me trembling. Someone ought to do something.

"Let's see if this Yamazaki SX410 Roadster can deliver this box of Amazon Pantry products faster than the boys at Big Brown!"

You accidentally left your tag open. Sorry.

I guess it speaks to the relative echo chamber we can build for ourselves with social media that I haven't encountered that bit of silliness, but I'm not terribly surprised.

His brain was preserved and linked to a Daily Mail account. It all makes sense now.

I have actually heard a lot of really interesting attempts to rehabilitate Nixon by some of my friends, so I can at least anecdotally corroborate that point. No one seems enamored of Reagan beyond "Well, the Republicans of today would hardly even consider him a Republican!" which != "I like Reagan".

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I just love that older use of plastered. I think I'm going to use it the next time a man insults my character and I have cause to threaten fisticuffs.

It's the perfect intergenerational man show. I'm 30 and he's 73; things can't be too loud or vulgar, but they also can't be boring or controversial. This is juuuuust right.

I just think it's funny that BBC America became the home of TNG re-runs in the first place. I understand they want to appeal to American audiences but I didn't realize that meant just showing a shit ton of American TV programs.

"Come and see, Lord" they replied.

You're not the only one. Hell, Top Gear is what I put on when my brothers and I are visiting my dad and we want to cut the cold silence that hangs over everything and without Top Gear we'd just be watching some car customization reality TV show with none of the humor that made Top Gear fun.

*prepares barely coherent infographic in MS Paint to prove that the AV Club is at least 6 ethics deficient of the standard*

You didn't think his pointless and ultimately self-defeating human sacrifices culminating in filicide were absolute knee slappers? PC run amok this is.

Dat relative privation doe

How many producers will Jeremy Clarkson be allowed to eat before that absolute mad man is stopped?

You mean to tell me Red Pop isn't flavored from the red tree?!