I keep seeking out clarification by this supposed "Doctor" but I'm starting to have my doubts.

YOU SON OF A BITCH! You wasted my time with "magic" while Toasterland got the money that rightfully coming to me from my friend in Nigeria! I'm starting to think you're not a real doctor! I have half a mind to report you to the Board!

I knew I shouldn't have trusted that silver tongued Doctor! I BET HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL DOCTOR!

OK, I might be interested, but I need some details. I met this really nice guy on the internet from Nigeria and he had $25,000,000 that he needed to get out of the country (he is a prince in the Nigerian royal family!). The government wouldn't let him leave with it because of the civil war going on there so his lawyer…

No, no, no! You wiley witch doctors won't get my soul that easily.

Best spam ever, 10/10, plz no curses.

That is such a wonderful exception to the rule.

It's sad because this would have had the potential to be a modern successor to Rampage but everything I've seen just screams "oh fuck no". I would love to blow off some steam smashing around cities as a giant monster but it sounds like you're restricted to being a boring, lumbering approximation of a terrible beast.

I think it's a super cheap shortcut to adding "depth" to otherwise lackluster experiences.

I'd go so far as to say it's literally awesomesauce.

I knew I was right to be uncomfortable when Murray stated that "pulling off the Holo-hoax was my people's greatest prank" in the season 2 episode "Prank Protocol$ of the Elder$ of Zion".

Why would that be the assumption? I'm genuinely curious.

Ant-man? I heard that movie was nothing but shameless Nazi apologia.

But like… are you sure?

B-b-but it's a well known fact that my ideological enemies have no sense of humor!

Oh, no worries. Thanks for checking!

Hey! I did! I meant to @ you but completely forgot. Sorry.

Damn it, Bellona, we've been over this.

This is a strange gimmick that misses more than it hits, but your hashtagging is giving me flashbacks of reading the excellent La ridicula idea de no volver a verte, so that's something.

Sthlavoj Zthizthek surely has something to say about this.