What in the actual fuck?

What about Cameron?

THE GOOD DOCTOR HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR!

Wow, that guy from Interpol really gets around.

Ծ_Ծ Likely story, monogamist.

Why stop at 20?!

I've been an ace undercover cop this whole time!

*watches mystery DVD on laptop, weeps silently*

I feel like there needs to be a change.org petition for AV Club to hire Rabin as head writer emeritus or something.

Well that's shitty. What did he do in the early 80s to make people hate him?

Mozzy "Fair Dinkum" Gangaroonga was considered too Australian so he Americanized it. See the wages of cultural imperialism laid bare before you.

Order me a plate o'
Moons over My Hammy

Well, shit, ifn we can both hear each other - grab me another Keystone, willya? Fightin the gays has left me straight parched.

*ahem*

Scalia will be remembered as the Supreme Court's Shakespeare if nothing else. The man has popularized or coined way too many hilarious words. I realize he probably would like to be remembered as a great legal scholar, but he should take what he can get.

That would make a great cartoon. Damn my lacking artistic skills.

Confoederatio delenda est.

NOTHIN BUT A BUNCHA LIEBERALTARIANS THERE

I WEAP FOR AMERICA

I won't be satisfied til I see them cheeks flap in crisp 4K Ultra HD.