Haven’t we already seen this movie? With all these people?

I thought Zuck uses forced perspective

To far too many people, break/make up IS the relationship. They think if they aren’t constantly acting out the season cliffhanger of Gossip Girls it’s not “real.”

I can’t wait for her to announce shes pregnant and that they are going to co-parent on different planets but like we wouldn’t get it because they have a very cOmPLeX aDuLT relationship. Also wtf about her previous comments about not being wifely because she doesn’t cook dinner wearing an apron? I’ve been married 5ish…

You hear over and over a million times that Males are the great evil on this planet.

The outfit is so bad, she looks like a kid in a trash bag on Halloween. And the shoes...why.

Replacing the word “dog” with “social media celebrity” in your post makes your statement equally valid.

I want to do to this bitch what she did to Sphinx. A few times.  Then I’d like to formally invite Sphinx to come live with me and my 75lb doberman, 100lb german shepherd, who incidentally have NEVER FUCKING BEEN HIT OR SPAT UPON AND NEVER WILL BE UPON PAIN OF DEATH. I hope she’s forced into some kind of therapy to…

She was 22, not 12.

I'm sure this won't be polarizing or divisive at all. 

The woman feeling like she’s being bullied by her eyelash extensions so that she can’t open her blinds is everything!!! I’m not saying I’d want a movie about this, but a well done short would be marvelous!!!

I love how diligence is something only journalists can do now. Marc Maron admits openly to just browsing the guests wikipedia 10 minutes to figure out what to ask. And that is usually enough. Like this allegation is pretty much the only significant thing on Casey's page too. Is doing literally a 5th graders worth of…

Leftists and women, eating their own since forever.

What blood diamond owning, cellphone hurling, probable James Bond Supervillain?

Starred for the great THELMA RITTER! Also, yeah, Naomi Campbell's rebrand from monster to "beloved supermodel and philanthropist" is head spinning for anyone whose memory goes back more than 5 years.

That is exactly why the incident where he was “found injured in his cell” was so disturbing to me. “Found?” Are you kidding me? He should be under heavy armed guard in a goddamn nuclear bunker, and there should under no circumstances be any time he is not directly watched. He has to be one of the high value targets in…

I have long detested Anna Wintour for a variety of reasons but she has deployed her snobbishness and pettiness in answering this question that has almost made me like her! BTW Michelle Obama is all the things Wintour says she is.....! There is no dispute here.

Thank you so much for providing for students like me. I was one of those who didn’t know where my next meal was. Thanks to teachers like you and faculty that cared, I am a college graduate with a decent job. I pass along the kindness as best as I can. 

Plus, the “innocent women” is usually pretty racially coded; WOC never get the benefit of a doubt that a white woman like Maxwell does.

Amen. I’ve been thinking about the song and video for five minutes and I could write a solid 1000 word critical analysis of the lyrics and imagery.