or Jabberjaw?

Dammit you better take some pride in The Wiggles! Anthony and Jeff are the antipodean Martin and Lewis.

Nevermind the bowler hat and the crooked teeth, as long as you're homosexual. Because all guys with British accents are fags.

Re: Jesus Fucking Christ posting above
All gimmick posters are strongly encouraged not to post out of character when using their gimmick I.D. This helps prevent confusion and maintain the purity of the gimmick. Thanks.

The amendment changed a LOT actually, because its wording implies that all domestic partnerships that aren't a legally married man and woman are legally void for everything - including health insurance, medical decision making, adoption, visitation rights etc. The amendment doesn't "just" take away future rights, it…

The Mason-Dixon line is the NORTHERN border of Maryland.

I'm afraid that strategy would take several tactical nuclear weapons and result in some negative consequences. I think I'll stick with education and waiting a generation or so.

Right on, Sheltie! I'm sitting here in my office in Burlington just mad as all fucking hell today. I've lived here for 22 years and was just starting to feel pretty good about it when along comes this bullshit of stripping people's rights for no reason at all. I live in Durham, where the yard signs are about 100:1…

Death Ray. Like A Velvet Glove Cast in Iron .

S.I.M.P.  Squirrels in my pants!

My God, Loudon sure is prolific. This looks like a good album to cherry-pick some songs off, though. When he writes a good song it's usually a really good song.

That is a pretty good description of how I feel about all of Journey's music.

The presence of Tilda Swindon alone makes anything harrowing. If Tilda Swindon guest-starred on an episode of iCarly, it would be harrowing. (now insert obligitory joke about how iCarly is harrowing anyway. No it isn't. Insipid yes. Harrowing no.)

Spin Doctors had a singer who wore one of those stupid knit ski-caps with the braided ropes on the side to tie it on. Those things are designed to announce that the wearer is a big loveable stuffed animal of a hippie stoner. Hateful. Just thinking of "Two Princes" makes me visualize that guy and - voila - my steaming…

Yeah, puns are fun. But everyone please remember that Von Trier's comments were taken out of context and were completely ironic in intent. But guys with that much social anxiety aren't the best at making improptu jokes. It's pretty obvious from his work that he is about as far from a Nazi as you can get.

The short story "Children on Their Birthdays" is better than To Kill A Mockingbird. By a lot. Actually, Capote's performance in Murder By Death is almost better than TKAM.

Not to mention how much more fun it is to get high in your car in a cold movie theater parking lot than while sitting on your couch at home.