I hope his retirement tour includes a Kishin Liger (his super-pissed off alter-ego) as seen here when he had enough of Great Muta’s bullshit.

at least there’s a possibility that someone strikes out in free agency and talks themselves into “yeah, but Wall is still an All-Star with tons of talent, so maybe...”

I guess I would not predict he’d be a “bust,” but if I was a Philly fan I’d worry that it will play out like the Mauer contract (one guy who I have a bit more info on since all my coworkers are Twins stans). Mauer was a really good player prior to getting paid, and had one giant year. After getting paid he settled…

When you want the creators of a cultural product you don’t like to be marked by a scarlet letter for the rest of their lives, it’s probably time for some introspection. Or at least tome to (re)read The Scarlet Letter.

While I agree that this game is disgusting, the whole point of the concept of free expression is that you and I don’t get to decide whether or not what someone else produces is too disgusting to be allowed on the market.

You can avoid the stress by playing DD as a villain. Dead heroes can make you a profit, but shellshocked heroes cost money.

I’m super happy he’s back and cancer free, just can’t help but think they wasted a chance to have a truly awesome wrestling moment as opposed to a ratings bump in the middle of February 

I mean, it’s sort of how capitalism works.  You like this?  You’ll spend money on it?  Great.  Now how shitty can I make it before you stop spending that money?  I’ll make it juuuuuussst not quite that shitty.

It looks like he ordered a hot iced latte and doesn’t understand why the barista is telling him it can’t be done.

Here in Russia we have a whole system set up. I work in front of something like 25 computers all logged in to slowly drive you crazy. I get bonuses for harassing women and people of color.  Fucking loser.  

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH

I liek chiclat mikl

That ho had a name:  Bobcat.

Molly Holly was (is) awesome 

“Molly Holly was the only woman to hold the Hardcore Championship”

sadly your last point is not correct at all. There will be many well paying jobs waiting for him. Connections >> everytihng else in this country. 

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

I know the “Washington Veterans” idea was a joke, but I could see a certain type of person (i.e. A LOT of football fans) who would go crazy for it.

Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency.