The happy ending to this story is that he doesn’t have to be married to that woman.

Yeah, that’s the ultimate .500 season

Longtime Vikings fans knew the Randy that lived underneath all of layers of ego, machismo and general “I don’t give a f*ck” facade(s).

Randy’s a good guy.

This sentiment applies to every single player on this team. Wow, your 1B is Ryan Zimmerman(?/!)...

Whats Frenchie Headbutt doing in the iMPACT! Zone???

Reigning, Undisputed, Brawl-For-All Champion Butterbean!

This may seem pretentious, but for me, Shenmue was uniquley trancendant in a Zen sort of way. The way it almost buried the narrative in layers and layers of mundane verisimillitude spoke to the underlying premise that it’s not adventures or heroes or destiny that’s important, but the wonder and beauty of what we…

John Laurenitus was absolutely wrong.

That’s a really poor PR response. Hmm.

It looks like this has already been scrubbed from the Net. Wow.

“Papa John’s”.

Thanks. I was thinking about when the batter steps on the plate while trying to swing or bunt, but you’re right- after the ball is put in play it isn’t not an issue.

I’m pretty sure he also would have been out if he had stepped on home plate.

*Never starts

If you read her lips, she’s saying “That was fair!”. This is a good baseball fan. She’s not upset that he missed the ball, she was upset he was attempting to interfere with a live ball.

There’s a stunningly clever response here involving the US women’s team, but I’m not savvy enough to think of it.

Isn’t that traveling when he takes those two steps back to get behind the arc?

Counterpoint: F*ck you, Jobu.

That’s depression logic you’re using.

When we are ill, it is natural to want to rationalize and justify the felings we are having- that’s how things are supposed to work. The problem is that those are hallucinatory emotions. They’re not real. It’s no different than a schizophrenic coming up with elaborate theories and…

As a lifelong Minnesotan, the best way I have to explain MOA is that it’s a Capitalism-themed Theme Park.

Nobody who lives here really goes to The Mall to shop. It’s like the difference between taking your kids to the playground vs taking them to Disney World.