Last summer was their last year in Mankato though. They bought a fancy new place in Eagan.

It would technically be an allegory, right? Like 5 meta-levels deep, at least.

I also think you might not know the difference between longitude and latitude. “Lat is flat”.

Hello from Minnesota; April median temp: 46 F

New York April median temp: 52 F
Massachusetts April median temp: 48 F
Ontario April media temp: 50F
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Wisconsin April median temp: 46 F
Washington State April median temp: 49 F

Source: www.holiday-weather.com

Your eastern bias is delightful. It’s cold in the North, regardless of longitude.

http://www.keloland.com/news/article/other/kirby-puckett-charged-in-alleged-sexual-assault-at-restaurant

Found not guilty on all counts. His ex-wifre also claimed that he was abusive towards her, for what that’s worth.

Is this a Jewish bear?

I just got to post star #420 for this. My Kinja is all downhill from here.

As a game, yes it’s terrible. As a piece of art... well that’s open to interpretation.

I’m a TC survivor, and 10 day DL seems crazy. I couldn’t walk without limping for a month, much less throw a baseball as hard as I could (and he’s in the NL, so he has to hit too).

Also, not sure why it’s being reported as “suspected” cancer. There was a tumor that had to be removed. What else could it be?

The Official Scorer.

Yes, although I think most people would put an asterisk on this play and append a little note at the bottom of the scorecard indicating that the RF was playing in the infield on this play. By leaving him as “9", you can cross reference the Phillies line-up to see that it was Kelly who made the play.

That’s how I’d do…

“AJ does it in STYLE!”
I see you, Mauro.

I had heard that football in America favors teams that can throw the ball, but this is ridiculous.

(I will save my rant about how absolutely wrong the handspring throw is in soccer).

They need to sign him for a full year and not play him except on promotional days and milk all of those sweet sweet memorabilia dollars, like the ridiculous Jeter farewell tour.

Oh come on, you left out the “fake G*d” part. Amatuer troll move. Do you even Kinja, bro?

Hypothetical: How would you feel about a catcher throwing his mask and helmet 20 yards after a big inning-ending strikeout?

+311

And Manfred can only get rid of pitches for intentional walks to try and speed up games. Ugh.

Watch some college baseball or pro slowpitch softball.

*PLA-TONG*