I watched these cartoons when I was a little kid, and I remember thinking “These are the coolest muthafuckers EVER”! I also thought Gordon from Sesame Street was the best.

Norm McDonald is pretty much the Platonic Ideal of Deadspin commenters.

The Designated Hitter rule is pretty much exactly what you propose, and has been implemented in every league in the world excepting one. That was 40 years ago.

The Designated Hitter rule is basically exactly what you propose, and has been implemented in every league in the world excepting one. That was 40 years ago.

In college baseball, once you switch a player who has pitched with a fielder, the first player may no longer pitch in that game. Is this true in pro ball, too?

(That sentence is confusing; Ex: Babe Ruth is pitching. In the 5th inning, the manager subs a relief pitcher in at RF and then has Ruth play RF and the new guy…

Yeah, seriously.

If this guy drives you to rage, it may be time to ask your doctor about Prozac (fluoxitine).

I would read this book.

Vancouver Canucks.

Can they just declare it an uncontested draw?

538? No. No way.

You think you know him, but you will never know him. You are lost, and scared.

Correct. Soccer ties are best envisioned as one 180 minute match with a really long intermission.

Uh. Hicks was consistently overmatched at the plate and struck out way too often. Plus we have Buxton, Sano, and Kepler who all need to play.

DH him in Interleague games, NCAA style.

I’m Unitarian, but I would go to this guy’s church. Once. But still.

New Orleans seems like a cool place.

Peanut Butter M&M’s have a layer of chocolate, whereas Reese’s Pieces are just PB & Shell.

Depending on your persuasion, this makes one significantly better than the other.

That’s a GZA album! What a gaffe!

Bravo! This is good Kinja.

MVP 2006 NCAA Baseball.
Best baseball sim ever as far as the game itself.