Correct. Soccer ties are best envisioned as one 180 minute match with a really long intermission.

Uh. Hicks was consistently overmatched at the plate and struck out way too often. Plus we have Buxton, Sano, and Kepler who all need to play.

DH him in Interleague games, NCAA style.

I’m Unitarian, but I would go to this guy’s church. Once. But still.

New Orleans seems like a cool place.

Peanut Butter M&M’s have a layer of chocolate, whereas Reese’s Pieces are just PB & Shell.

Depending on your persuasion, this makes one significantly better than the other.

That’s a GZA album! What a gaffe!

Bravo! This is good Kinja.

MVP 2006 NCAA Baseball.
Best baseball sim ever as far as the game itself.

OH HELLLLL YEAH

Spurs have never won the PL.

Naw , they go Pa-TINK, or if you hit it well, Pa-TWANG. If you hear a pa-TONG, it’s hit really well.

That’s not how offsides works in hockey.

More like Major Psych! Amirite? Huh? Anybody?

The guy who the city is named after was a sailor.

Uh, this IS Dragon Warrior. (Dragon Quest was renamed DW for the US).

For whatever reason, this song always devastates me. Full-on heave crying. Possibly connected to abandonment trauma from when I was very, very young.

+! That’s solid WNBA trash talk.

Back... and to the left.

Back...... and to the left.

You can take the player off the Vikings, but you can never take the Vikings out of the player.