Next year is your year to get violated by the Nats.

His car sunk like Iraq!

Imposters. This is clearly the Minnesota/ Wisconsin game.

“Yo dawg, take a picture of me while I sit in Flip’s parking spot”.

Yes, I thought this was real. Yes, I clicked it.

Here is your answer. Cash rules everything around me. CREAM, m*thaf*ckas, dollar dollar bills, y’all.

Also note the Umpire staring a hole in the center of the plate. I’m sure it’s an umpire’s secret dream to be able to call a guy out on a walk-off for not touching the plate. That minor league ump will be bragging about it for the rest of his life.

Zing!!!!

The booker only lets His Son use the Dusty finish in this promotion, I’m afraid.

Buy him the six-pack on Veterans’ Day. He’s not dead.

You would say “New York is unreal”, though.

Essentially hockey “chicken”. Goalie just needs to hold his ground, but... just... can’t do it...

Posts like this are the best barometer for how good of a team the Washington Nationals have. I think we're gonna be OK, Nats fans.

Just because I'm interested, what are the exceptions outlined in Rule 10-4.1.i?

EDIT: I looked it up myself: Rule 10 is about personal fouls, 10-4 seems to indicate that if the player who would have been called for Goaltending was fouled, the foul overrides the infraction. I think. Regardless, it doesn't apply here.

And we'll see you... tomorrow night!

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That's literally the most figuratively misogynistic ad ever.