A general rule is if the only reason you are angry at someone is that their dopey magic is different from your dopey magic, you should probably just stay home.

Oof that one was messed up. Remember the one from a few years ago about the kid who was writing a paper with his headphones in and an intruder stood at his door, watching, for like 4 hours and wrote stuff on his door? That one scared me so much!

you need to stop talking about your daughter. you need to stop.

My 8 year old daughter has sensory processing and attention difficulties as a result of a birth related brain injury. We’ve been doing some work on helping her regulate her emotions a bit better as she is prone to quite devastating melt-downs when the world comes at her a bit too hard and fast. Yesterday she became…

Has he ever heard of peanut butter?

I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.

Why would anyone consider giving a dog to someone with a history of animal abuse?!

I haven’t seen someone get flicked in at least 2 decades. I’m dying.

“If I’m guilty of ANYTHING, it’s caring too much... and embezzlement. Embezzlement and caring too much, other than that...”

Luh-hoo-zuh-HURRRRR.

HAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE LET’S HAVE A WORLD LEADERS ROAST OF TRUMP AFTER HE GETS IMPEACHED. Macron, Merkel, Turnbull, Trudeau, hell let’s invite everyone. It’ll be like the Olympics, only only one night and there’s only one event: roasting the shit out of a disgraceful asshole.

Briscoes is definitely best for cheap whiteware and bedding etc, but getting cheap new furniture is basically impossible in NZ.

7 years in New Zealand, as a poor student, having to move almost every year made me realise how absolutely fantastic Ikea is! Finding affordable furniture and kitchenware was nearly damn impossible back then!

I’m not entirely convinced that Melania is actually real. With Michelle Obama you could see her engaging with people and being passionate about causes. Melania always looks like someone’s grabbed her out the freezer and defrosted her for photo ops, it’s actually creepy how seemingly devoid of personality she is.

Damn Ilana looks fine!

How the hell do you marry someone and not see their butthole?

her baby looks crossed with her adult sexxxxualllitay always creep me out.

45?