Can you have a series dedicated to a daily Fyre Fest update? This is never not funny.

OK. Listen. I know everyone (except Yetta and Tallblonde) is going to pop in here talking about how you’re not falling in love with Harry. You’re going to list all sorts of reasons. On one hand, count yourself lucky not to have become ensorcelled by this alien in his inescapable web of fascination and dimples.…

Vocal Fry Festival.

avocado is a bit spicy for him, no?

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Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

Same. I used to think she was the only one who maybe had a bit of perspective and was trying to distance herself from the family’s Always Be Hustling lifestyle. If anything, she’s worse. How about a post saying she’s donating the money she got for that promotion to charity? I don’t even care if she apologizes, just in…

My father thinks my husband is emotionally abusive towards me, but I’m not convinced and not being convinced has led to me worrying that I’m being an enabler and making excuses. So now I’m like “Am I actually being abused or am I just being disrespected?” And if I am being abused, why am I not aware of it? I seem…

Fuck that, she’s not even being subtle. Have her download a Lyft app.

Some lady told me that I should reconsider sleeveless tops because my arms are getting kind of “manly” lately. I told her that she should really reconsider telling other adults what to wear because it might cause someone else, someone not so fucking pleasant, someone not so just gosh darned interested in cake and NOT…

To be fair, they probably had the good china out until they found the guest was just fucking Zuckerberg: “Eh, he’ll show up in a t-shirt. I’m not making an effort for that low-class poser. When he shows up dressed for dinner like a proper young man who wasn’t raised in a barn, he can have a proper place setting.”

concert thread!! i saw solange in concert last week and it was simply magical. she performed a great number of songs from a seat at the table, plus a few from true and hadley street dreams. she was choreographer and music director for the show and it was truly a beautiful work of art. i saw her perform at a museum so…

Well, I don’t have much to contribute to this SNS and after 3+ years of commenting I’ve accepted the fact that I’ll always be in the greys, howeeeever I’ve definitely been looking forward to the thread all day. I graduated a week ago and am currently at that quarter-life crisis, which was much anticipated but still…

This! I don’t get this! If you didn’t have $1200 to spend on something like this because you needed it for RENT, you are dumb as a box of hair, and I’m sorry, but my sympathy only goes so far.

I get nothing from dissonance from Kara. It’s like she has a list of pre-approved celebrities that she’ll give a pass on (Beiber I guess? Drake? Rhianna, Beyonce?), and then others like Sheeran, Swift, Katy Perry that she hates on, sometimes for reasons I don’t understand.

This is why I get annoyed when when people criticize her for not doing enough in some way for LGBTQ rights, or for being too bland on the subject.

You’re just proving you’ve never seen Freaks and Geeks which doesn’t make you look cool.

See, I actually find co-workers LESS attractive. I see them every day, in their most boring clothes, asking dumb questions that prolong meetings, smacking their lips while they eat at their desks and leaving ketchup-covered dishes in the break-room sink.

Lesbian/Lebanese was a joke on the Golden Girls before that, even. In speaking of one of their friends, Dorothy informs Sophia that this friend is a lesbian, and Sophia responses something along the lines of “Yeah, so what? So is Klinger from M.A.S.H.”