For some reason the “she could have been his stunt double!” positivity of that cat owner’s blind and stupid owner is fucking hilarious to me. I can’t stop laughing whenever I remember it.

God that advert makes me angry every time I see it STOP BEING GROSS AND GO AWAY

Thanks for the reply! Glad to hear it’s making your skin smoother. My skin is usually pretty good but my finances took a hit a while ago and I had to give up my usual skincare regime. Now that I’m back in action I’m trying to get my skin back to it’s usual happy state! I need a new proper sunscreen because I’ve…

How are you finding the Alpha Hydrox’s glycolic gel? I have dryish skin and have been wondering about their glycolic products. 

Thank you for showing these! Fucking amazing, I’m going to go see what else this Fucci kid is up to. They know their shit. Also wow Bella Hadid looks unreal.

Where the hell are you living that you’re still seeing uggs worn with miniskirts? It’s still happening?!?!

Fuck. I can totally imagine how nervous you are about this. Is there someone a little older than she looks up to, maybe a cousin or aunt? You could use them to run interference, ask how she is, provide support and maybe some subtle messages about gas lighting etc. It must be super hard for you to watch this happen.…

That made me laugh. Honestly good on you, it’s a small thing and it’s not going to fuck up her life, and it made you feel good in the moment. She’s probably just going to go “oh my god I always knew ___ was a terrible child” and she’ll get off on her righteousness for a while. Who gives a fuck, in the grand scheme of…

Could have written that comment myself! Absolutely agree.

Does the US not have single-gender schools? I’m from NZ and honestly we’re probably pretty evenly split between single-gender and co-ed schools. I went to an all-girls’ high school and it was great. I take it for granted because going to an all-girls or all-boys school is totally normal here but if I think about it, I…

PITCH IT NOW

I laughed out loud at how stupid this is. The best part is them thinking you’ll be inviting guests. That’s fucking priceless.

100% agreed. Just because the world’s gone mad doesn’t mean we need to start tearing down people who are on our side, just from a different angle.

Yeah there’s so much shit about them being racist and petty to each other all over the internet, surely it’s gotta be true. I just don’t understand why they are never dressed properly? They’re the worst dressed girl group ever.

Hah I love that article, I knew exactly which one you linked before I clicked it. “Kristen Stewart is a goddamn cowboy.”

I just made the most hideous, involuntary horking sound as I read that omg

“de-queers me a bit for the customers” lol I know where you’re coming from.

Divine Wine is SO GOOD ugh. What a beautiful colour. I actually sometimes like to match my lipstick to my dark purple undereye circles. That way they come across as arty and deliberate, not “oh shit u got punched in the face.”

Yeah, I’ve been trying not to be too hard on myself. Just surprised at the anger that’s surfaced recently.

Hi Jezzies, I’ve been on Jez since I was a young teen and you all schooled me on feminism and sociology and politics and wised me the fuck up. This new account means this will be lost in the greys but worth a chance.