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“She did bubble wrap the legs of all the furniture in his apartment so he wouldn’t stub his toe.”

Hah sorry, I just meant with your sign at your house, not on the internet. That’s a real shame that people are bothering to knock down your mailbox, good grief. I’d just take it down and be the one house that’s not advertising but I guess all your neighbours have seen it now anyway.

Exactly, she’s left enough clues for people to figure out who she is talking about without saying the name. That protects her legally and it’s the best she can do. And she’s speaking directly to the people who know who she is talking about, because she isn’t the first person to make these accusations about him.

Damn, is it safe for you to be publicising your support for Clinton if your neighbours are all Trump supporters? Not from America (just a NZ journalist) but honestly, the talk around scaring off Clinton voters would have me waaay too nervous to be doing that.

Oh my goodness my heart started beating so fast at that first video, it’s so moving. Incredible!! You are so lucky to have seen him play in concert.

Oh Ludovico Einaudi.... HOW DOES HE DO IT honestly what a masterpiece of a person

No advice just commiseration, that sounds really awkward and even if the other person assured me they 100% were enjoying themselves I’d still be a little weirded out during sex if they were silent, especially if I was making noise. I don’t know if it would help to point that out to him in case it makes him

Oooh girl those Ordinaries serums are getting such good reviews! I have heard a lot of people saying that the Glossier serums are very entry-level and don’t disclose the ingredients or percentages etc so you could find many other products that disclose how much retinol or lactic acid that you’re getting for a better

Yep I was told that my first pap smear hurt because I was a lesbian and I wasn’t used to penetration (which... not true) when really the nurse was rough and shoved the speculum up there instead of taking her time. She fucked up my vaginal walls and it was a traumatic time.

lol that happened to me too except that my gyno just shoved the speculum up there anyway and fucked up my vaginal walls. I was in pain for weeks and it took a long time for everything to go back to normal. I’m glad you had a doctor who wasn’t concerned and let that shit happen at its own pace!

Nailed it x100

I wish it were Mandy and Pat that turned out to be the fictional characters. Ick.

Hah, I just posted about that upthread. So dumb.

It’s been rumoured for so long that quite a few of the articles were made up by staffers that now that one’s been revealed as a fake, it just seems like the natural order of things at xoJane.

Ugh Higher is so emotional and her voice is so raw it’s almost painful to listen to it. I feel like I need to listen to it alone to properly honour it. Yeah Consideration is bomb. I honestly am so happy to get to drive somewhere so I can listen to it. I’m a singer so I’m really in love with this new style for her

Ok so Desperado is probably tied favourite with Needed Me. They are my fucking jam, I listen to albums mostly in the car and I will forever wind my windows down and sing along and be obnoxious as fuck with those songs. Love On The Brain and Kiss It Better are beautiful. I sometimes turn off Work because it feels a bit

All I have listened to for the last couple of weeks is ANTI. Honestly not surprised it’s back in the top 10. It’s incredible!

When I was younger I watched an ep of Smallville (lol) and there was a scene where the pretty blonde is the shower when a creepy guy comes into her bathroom, ripped open the shower curtain, and grabbed her by the throat. It made me HIGHLY SENSITIVE TO NOISES while I’m in the shower and I still think of that damn scene

I’m adding it in to my fitness routine ASAP! Looks fun as fuck, too.

It’s one hell of a mess over there. Koday hasn’t been well-received and seems incredibly tone deaf, and his emailing you for more pitches just corroborates that. Not surprised you got banned too, they’re quick to ban people who call them out on their shit and then they feign surprise and say it wasn’t them.