Nicole was subsequently dumped because Lacob finally found the trophy-wife he had been looking for.

I’m still holding out for this to happen again.

If it takes Melanie selling her house for me to never see another pic of Kris, then SELL THAT SHIT CHEAP MELANIE.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I did not expect that to be her speaking voice.

The story isn’t that Kobe is bad. It’s that Kobe himself recognizes he’s bad. He’s become self-aware. This is how you get Terminators.

“I suck now.” —Kobe Bryant, November 1, 2015

he and his writing team are 1000% smarter than me and I 2000% love every minute of it

Also not a good look. Shitting all over someone else’s joke that was understood to be a joke by everyone but you.

I disagree. Getting forcibly pushed back by a 54 year old man is not a good look for a strength coach.

I disagree. Losing Meredith Viera was the problem.

+1 very tall soap box.

Interesting. I mean, I usually associate mini-rants with Bob Costas.

I think the joke is that she is magical and can make people walk because she’s a fairy/witch/whatever, not making a joke at the expense of handicapped people.

Wow! Jay Z is a good parent who wants things to be baby proofed! WHAT A MONSTER.

But Jay has lots of Blue Ivy demands. For starters, the entire suite must be childproofed with all corners, sharp edges, and electrical outlets all covered, and statues, lamps, and breakable objects removed. Oh, Blue only drinks organic whole milk.

Call me a diva, but these “demands” don’t seem all that crazy? More…

I’m not into the “stealing” narrative either, but I do bow down to her as a world class seductress. I mean, she’s married or had an affair with pretty much every actor with whom she’s had a sex scene. It’s uncanny.

Sadly, I think the lesson here is to stay away from social media. That way only the people you know can offer you stupid pregnancy advice, advice they have to put their real name on.