Eddie Murphy would be my top choice. Imagine the vitriol that would be disseminated.

He makes the callback on that, though, and it lands.

You stop caring about life once it leaves the womb. That’s also why they support war and oppose universal healthcare.

How can you be pro death penalty AND anti-abortion?

I don’t know why this is a story. Assistants help celebrities get camera-ready, they’re just usually not filmed like this. And presumably, at some point they need to stop so the camera guys can do their jobs. So why is this a thing all over the internet today?

I did not see Homer Simpson in John Corbetts eggs. I saw boobs.

not really. racism is so commonplace. we don’t need to visit our local kkk chapter to experience it.

From the AP wire: Gawker Media announced a huge trade today, with Hamilton Nolan and Dog going from the flagship to Deadspin in exchange for Albert Burneko and a 2016 first-round pick.

Is it bad that I kind of want this to be my job?

Yeah but pre-twenty years ago he was a titan in comedy. I don’t think the last twenty negate that when it comes to an award like this, which celebrates his cumulative impact. (It would for other things.)

Don’t feel bad. A lot of his stand up was “pre having children” days. He hasn’t been funny (IMO) because the root of his comedy was kinda nasty. With 5 children its kinda hard to be that guy. That said, his kids are probaby old enough that he can explore his next chapter.

I feel badly for saying this, but when I heard that Murphy was being awarded the Mark Twain prize, I thought to myself, “But he hasn’t been funny for the last 20 years.”

Project Greenlight is a waste of time.

“It is doubtful that—hypothetically, let’s say—paying Sagustume for overtime would have been a problem for the couple, given that Dre made $3 billion after the sale of his Beats by Dre brand to Apple.”

This is pretty much every major production set so this season is definitely doing a lot of good.

As galling as it is, I think this season is doing a lot of good, simply by pointing out so vividly the many blind spots people have around these issues. It educates and awakens everyone a bit more as we watch it.

This is very sweet. And goddamn is that family beautiful.