I don’t know why but Kenan’s “what’s up with that?” Skit sends me into cry-laugh territory every time. It's so stupid!

Nobody here has the time or interest in monitoring let alone banning anyone from Facebook.

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

Greatest impression of a politician since Dana Carvey (sorry, Tina Fey.)

I lost it at, “I’ve got some chicken that’ll do” and “I can find the goose! I’ve found geese before, and I can find them again! They congregate near ponds!”

He even broke out a “what is the deal with..”

Bobby, let me know when you start your cult. Cuz I’m THERE.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

No way, putting the cushioning back on the frame is way worse. Now most carseat just click into the holsters but even when you follow the cleaning instructions, I feel like the fabric shrinks by 1% after a wash. Not enough to warrant a new seat but enough to drive you insane.

So it is looking more and more that the daily fantasy is that this is not gambling.

I’ve always hated cereal. Too sweet and it gets soggy in .5 secs.

I hate the term “Meghan Trainor” and I think she should be banned.

I would buy that if it was a universal problem. Angela Merkel is busy running Germany, not pretending to pour drinks to a parody of herself on SNL. Does Germany not have television yet?

The Kennedy/Nixon debates was the start of this. People who listened on radio thought Nixon won, the TV watchers thought Kennedy won.

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

I wish we respected and voted for our politicians based on how well they did / would do their jobs instead of expecting them to be entertainers as well. When did this stupidity happen?

Seriously. I’m totally okay with my president having some damn gravitas. Fuck relatability. Get. Shit. Done.

America,