Lifehacker is too good for us.

Your partner is a lucky woman.

I tell my partners to do this. I love it. I especially love it with panties on, and sliding them over. They always seem incredulous that I can be more satisfied with that than cunnilingus, but then they see/feel/hear the pleasure.

Listen...

That is not a real person.

I googled. You are right. Several items I would definitely buy, albeit not for those prices (rayon? Pfft.).

W’re missing it together.

I get that they’re normally expensive. I’m asking why people would pay any price for them. Is it the material, the design, the print?

What is the appeal, exactly?

Since the word “honor” appears in the term?

Who says that’s honorable? I know people do this, but I thought they felt (knew they should feel) shame about it.

Essie Davis? Miss Fisher, Mystery Solver? Will watch.

I’m a devout Apple-r, but I preferred the leaked Brion-produced version. The Idler Wheel is a great mix of melancholy and renewal.

You are missing Saade’s “Love Is Stronger Than Pride.”

That’s a good explanation. Before I even clicked through, though, I took it as referring to her as nine reinforces the delusion that the author/have not aged, as it’s hard to believe that Dakota Fannin is an adult. I don’t know how old Bobby Finger is; if he’s 21 himself, that may not be a humor point he could use.

And yet, people here are claiming to recognize its value. I don’t know anything, anymore.

Your opinion is invalid.

You are good.

I feel so guilty for loving and lusting him the way that I do, him being married and all. But it can’t be helped—he’s too funny, too thoughtful, and too gorgeous.

Isn’t that annoying? And then you have to ameliorate, blah, blah, blah.