Winner. Look no further. And I want to be friends with her.

I remember liking I Heart Huckabees, but everything else has been either hated or ignored. I can’t even remember anything from I Heart Huckabees, either.

I was that frustrated, too.

Enhanced?

They have all the money; their office has moved to the golf course.

Damn. I just bought a blue faux fur vest from Kohl’s for $13. I promise I did it because I like the look and comfort of a long sleeve tee and a vest, not because I want to look rich.

My dad would have been there if he were alive! And you would have taken his picture because he was beautiful.

Where is “wrist” coming from? He says “joint” and it looked like he pulled his pinky.

My desire for him has not faded an iota over the years, In an instant.

Funny, I was an oversharer about sex—nothing graphic, but innuendos galore—and my black relatives told me it was “white” of me to do that.

Funny, I was an oversharer about sex—nothing graphic, but innuendos galore—and my black relatives told me it was “white” of me to do that.

The “mom fetish” was a joke, but the sex was definitely true.

Anna, can I get Jack first, please? I have longed for him for sooo long.

A good friend slept with (pre-knockout, pre-kitty litter) Glenn Danzig on multiple occasions. Apparently has a mom fetish.

She is my Queen, so I don’t think it right to hear tell of smut.

I thought Taraji’s opening was great; she absolutely was committed to the comedy, and her timing was great. I couldn’t believe people weren’t laughing at the opening. Elsewhere, the writing, not her, contributed to the flatness. She was great, but didn’t have the best material to work with.

So happy for Andy Murray. Love that kid.

No way, too uptempo.

And I’m going to assume that anyone who makes such a baseless assumption is Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar, Mike Murdock, Jim Bakker...

To this I say “Amen.”