Did you know that west penn people are really southerners in hiding that can’t wait for the uprising? Jalopnik’s got ya!

Thanks for reminding me that Tom is a headline idiot, new deadspin related posts software.  While you are at it, can you fix the refreshing when I click on a comment?

Shaming larger individuals is a bad thing. This is a bad thing.

Yeah that math makes sense, but I guess I was hoping for insight into the difference caused in the cascading events of following a line from that point in the course (the ‘tipping’ point? in Larsson’s run? was that the gate she swung wide? how did it effect her next turn?) I guess I just don’t understand this caption…

IC Lite is better than any of that pisspi you serve down there. Glad BofA kept you afloat during the financial crisis when your homes were not worth enough to even get caught up in it. Maybe if your airplanes had more rocking chairs, someone would come to your airport. When you label uptown by the elevation of walking…

Nah, he just really really likes Pitchfork.

I believe the correct term is Beyonceé. 

Man yelling into deep hole: Have you considered short bursts of White Sox trivia? Maybe a minute or something?

Ghezuntight, Mr. AChu.

And on the sevenhundredeth day, he rested. Knowing all was good with the padres, and madres, and all fruit of their growing personhoood. For only the Gawrkerest of commentators could claim that $300mm for 10 years* would not be worthy of true feels.

I know you all will hate me for this, but clearly a plant. That is the rosiest of rosy, bostonite, cheek flush that I have ever seen.

Yeah, she is super off Shiffrin’s line there. As a non professional, how much does that type of thing cost you time wise?

As this is the funbag, can we talk about this?

Bauer, when you really need to keep those pesky ‘guys’ out of the ‘net’.

Cool. I’ll do that.

This is so nice! I’m glad you two people, with shared values, connected utilizing these wild wild westernets’. Makes me emotional and brings me back to my last internet sports love. It only lasted for 496 days, but I like to round up to 500. Ah, K, I miss you SO MUCH.

I enjoy 30-40 seconds of hard hitting action, but then I get yelled at by lifehackers telling me just one minute is all I need to change my relationship.

Can you please stop with the cultural appropriation. Canadians are not to be mocked in this visual manner.

“keep putting on entertaining fights” is a very generous wording.

Her hip is about a foot closer to the ground, so low that her left hand is actually touching the snow; her legs are so extended that, as she arcs her turn left, her right knee is almost against her left ski. Swenn Larsson is standing up much more.