Why would any of them leave? I mean, really, WHY WOULD ANY OF THEM LEAVE? 

Nah, you’re right. It’s a nostaglia screed lamenting a loss of uniqueness. The original point wasn’t sneakers, it was the desire for uniqueness, via sneakers.

What about the nuts?

Seat heaters taking about 5 min to get nice and toasty is good enough reason for me!

Shiano, arigato, Mr. Roboto. That said:

Yeah but how far can you punt a futbol?

Ignoring all the benefits of buying chopped, peeled tomatoes, I can unequivocally state that there is clearly no reason to by these.

Ugh. half your post is twitter links and video. 

Have you considered something longer form, like a tumblr or livespace?

Ben Kingsley, my name is my passport, verified.

Phenom buns though. 

Humping the shit out of arrest records used to be my gig as a photographer. Now I work for, shutter, clicks.

This is nice, Dave. Just leave your shoes by the door though. 

Pancakes takes was worse. I said it.

TB12: I take trial by the gods!

‘the runner’ is definitely a good dog. a very good dog that gets treats! TREATS! Fucking come here and get your treats, goddam dog. No, don’t go trying on the uggs on your head. That is terrible. You don’t even know what is good for you.

At a 5-1, normal distro, metatarsal break curve, that one was a pretty solid win. Would have gone with the over though. 

Lifehacker has some really good advice for how to automute video. A good suggestion would be to take the laptop and burn it in a fire. Stops them right up!

Allotta Drews out there, just saying.

BINGO! (no really, I got bingo on my almost pun board)