He then makes gold records though, so he has that going for him.

How does he put on his pants tho? One leg at a time?

Splinter would probably lose their remaining marbles. I just wish someone would tell me how they should unionize.

A riddler for you all, assuming the below:

I guess he feels he is black enough to take pictures of his head with dreds. But not black. Plus there are very serious safety/prevention aspects for CTE-related trauma. Ugh, this is a mess. 

Totally. I hear the Editor/GM is gonna resign.

I was randomly watching this game. It was one of those holy shit moments where you thought it was just a bad pass or a mis-hit until you saw the runner come all the way over and the defenders stuck crosswise. Effin amazing.

“Elite.”

Meanwhile, in Finland:

So just a normal day in Indiana.

Kinda like in Rad when Cru learns to airwalk in a day then destroys Bart Taylor, but the opposite? And it’s really a parable for Duke and his corporatized meglomania for all things HELLTRACK? Just spitballing here...

How ‘bout dem haunches, though?

I’m on my work computer (I work for WALL & Co.) so it autocorrects automatically. I guess I am just used to it and did not realize how disconcerting having big lettered WALL was it was until you mentioned it.

Can we just stop talking about big dicks for one goddamn post? Just one small dick, willing that ball to the right with all his little dick’d might, and I am happy.

Yes. WALL them so we can conserve their pristine goodness. God. I can’t even understand.

Yeah, the mulch and frond placement is really ‘aggressive’ for this type of area as well.

It’s called the outhouse of the internet for a reason (because it’s full of shit).

You are so right.  The government employees and services are really what make the visit to a national park worth it. 

I mean parks are just lines on a map? What do you want, WALL THE PARKS?

So many diapers dandying about in the wilderness of the west. If only there was someone who could provide a strong role model for these young devils.