Didn’t people theorize that himmmmmm was Robert Downey Jr.?

Also, I wonder if Amber is the answer to this.

:( Good luck on your job search.

This is really messed up. I'm on the corner where it happened. People are saying it was a fender bender that got heated. I was here when they took his wife away on a stretcher. She was yelling for Will. Really tragic.

Fuck Snyder. He just got 90 mil in emergency funds and the best he can do is “treating the existing water”? He can’t even guarantee that money will go to Flint. There’s only so long that the rest of us can keep those people safe through donations.

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

Listen to Viggo, honey, he loves you.

Good luck with the recall— love, a sad Wisconsinite.

Jaromir Jagr

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

Yeah, cuz no skinny young woman ever had a period, amirite?

Plaxico Burress is losing his mind over this on twitter.

Clinton Portis - Patriots RBs - OJ Simpson

My wife was hit by the cops motorcycle once the car hit it. Sounded like a bomb going off. Somehow myself and my son were unscathed as the bike and car went on either side.

Vince Wilfork for President.

How many of us are hoping that this guy is Zodiac Motherfucker from Drew’s Why Your Team Sucks?

Among all of the dicks and assholes in that shot, it comes as no surprise that Adam Jones is the biggest.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

Where have you gone, Oddibe McDowell?