Wouldn't be the first time a British politician acted wholly inappropriately around a pigskin.

But, with the blast shield down, he can’t even see! How’s he supposed to catch?

And all I could think of was the Curse of the Black Spot episode of Doctor Who. :\

Dude, your alligators are eating the wrong numbers! LEARN CARROTS NOOB

Williams: “Yes, I requested this last year as well when I played in Carolina. Remember, I dyed my dreads pink?”

Same here. Please, DeAngelo, please wear the pink next month. It would be so epic watching Goodell trying to justify the fine.

Somewhere Ryan Fitzpatrick’s son is thinking:

I love that this is the most starred comment in this thread by a mile.

Yes

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

“Look at him and tell me what the similarity is.”

I lived in NY state for 17 years (late 90s up to a couple of years ago) and I disagree with your assessment. Upstate is split between Giants/Jets/Bills and the usual assortment of leftover front-running Cowboys/Steelers fans, but I don’t know ANY native NYers that are Pats fans, unless you are talking about the…

Have you ever played tennis??

Good. Let’s start this. I grew up in the lower peninsula then spent four years in the upper. I can honestly say that every stereotype about racist, hillbilly, backwards, inbred, uneducated, shit-kicking imbeciles applies to yoopers. The upper peninsula is a stretch of trees broken by a two lane highway interspersed…

AND SHOPPING AT THE LOCAL KROGER!

RUSH GOD DAMMIT

During pretrial, potential jurors were disqualified for any hint they thought the lead defense attorney was blowing smoke.

New or not, please get us a list of what those 50 cars were...