I’m pretty sure it’s funny because it’s true. But to each his own.

Literally none of that made sense, except the part where you accurately quoted me. I grant you my typo. Sorry about that - definitely does take away from the impact. Not quite sure where the accusation of hypocrisy gets applied...

Yep. That does it. You do not understand English. I said I’m an Eagles fan. Are you even real? Does your mom you know you’re online?

First of all, don’t put quotation marks around something that’s not a direct quote, and don’t use two exclamation points. It’s obnoxious, and I know you’re not obnoxious. Right?
Second, I AM an Eagles fan, though you can choose to believe or not believe me, as I can choose to believe or not believe you understand…

Dude... have you ever seen the Internet? Let me help you with this, minus sarcasm: He does the whole 32-team league every year, in order, from worst record to best in the previous season. Which means he already did take a look at his own team before critizing this proud and upstanding franchise. http://deadspin.com/why…

Dude... have you ever seen the Internet? Let me help you without sarcasm at this point: He does the whole 32-team league every season. In order. From worst record to best in the previous season. Which means he did, in fact, take a look at his own team before he criticized this proud and upstanding franchise. Now...…