'Sailed through a plot hole' jokes are fucking funny, Francis.

Uh, they're Braavosi bankers. You think they actually have ethics?

Oh, it's gonna be. I've BEEN saying that. Cersei finally goes way the fuck too far - like 'gonna blow up all of King's Landing so nobody can rule it" too far, and Jaime kills her then himself.

On the other hand, just take your top off, Jon. Show her the scars AND the abs.

I was fucking HYPE to see Bronn in the credits but then it was just a "yeah, he still exists"

Nah, Oberyn was pretty cool, and Indira Varma's scream when he got popped WAS bloodcurdling.

Bran basically got some kind of Magic Autism Spectrum Disorder out there. He can see everything but he cannot effectively communicate with anyone.

Also, shoutout to the Teleporting Greyjoy Fleet. Those motherfuckers can just be anyplace anytime, as ass-kicking requires.

Oh, guaranteed it's all the shit about Dragonglass or whatever Sam's been bugging his boss about.

I kind of liked how he was all VISUALIZE ALL POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITIES AND YOU CAN WIN

Olenna Tyrell: Bad Bitch All The Way Forever.

Oh goddamnit.

Because every other bit of advice Ned gave them worked out so fucking well….

If that one vision Bran had is to be trusted, they mostly want to murder everyone.

Let SOMEONE have some happiness in their life this week, man.

The cure apparently worked twice and the guy who developed it eventually contracted greyscale and died.

To be fair to the Sand Snakes, fighting at night, on the deck of a ship, with weapons that are meant for speed and mobility?

That's the way Sworn Knights tell you to politely fuck the fuck out of the conversation.

My immediate response was "that cannot be the first time a Stark whipped his ass."

On the other hand, Davos is gonna get there and see Melly Sanders and SHIT IS GONNA GET REALLLLLLLL.