At this point he's just actively fucking with everyone.

Step one is "be a handsome yet tragically disfigured child soldier" so I got bad news for you.

Nah, that was Whip Snake hung with her own whip and Spear Snake jammed on her own spear - both of which are TERRIBLE weapon choices for close quarters combat, btw.

The "MAAAAAAHMMMM!" part was the most humanity those three ever got.

He looks like that one kid from Stranger Things ate all the other kids from Stranger Things.

Yeah, that was a bit… relevant, no?

It was Whip Snake, hanging from her whip.

I'm suddenly reminded of a bit from Handmaid's Tale where people discussed how hard it was to watch a rather clinical medical procedure in a show where the protagonist is raped on a regular basis.

Also, shout out to the BAD BITCHES WAR COUNCIL feat. Bastards & Broken Things.

How do you think Theon is getting out of his particular barrel of syrup?

Well, if you were tired of the Sand Snakes, uh, wish granted.

Swear to fucking god I thought he was playing Adolf Hitler for a minute there.

ah shit you made the same post as I was planning on but I stopped to see if Garth Ennis had the same deal for Hitman.

Ehhhh. For a MINUTE there, that wasn't the case. I'm thinking real specifically of mid-90s DC, where IIRC there's a specific clause that Jack Knight & his supporting cast cannot appear in shit without the express permission of James Robinson. I *think* there's a similar deal with Tommy Monaghan/Hitman and his…

"…and then bring it back as four different comics, each with a diecut holofoil polybagged cover."

Eh. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the refugee/expat community is big enough that the CFL or something akin to it is broadcast internationally.

Well, they offered her food and drink - if she kills them now, she's every bit as bad as the Freys.

I said it elsewhere, but the presence of the pop star guy assuaged that - pretty sure he wouldn't want the part of Gang Rapist #2, you know?

That was entirely autocorrect, but we can pretend I was being clever, sure.

I still haven't forgiven them for not giving Daaaaaarrio a blue forked beard and handlebar mustache.