Yeah. We were talking about this last night - the fact that it's on HBO and the fucked up world in which we live make sexual assault seem like the "logical" thing that MiB would do to Delores, but it's entirely possible he, I dunno, sat her down on a stool and yelled at her until her brain unlocked or something.

This doesn't remind me of GTA so much as it does the giant immersive Bethesda games - Skyrim and Fallout and whatnot. The entire series has been a low-key… metaphor? Simile? Comparison? Something - with those sorts of games, down to the people going on their daily loops, the idea that you "play through black hat"…

Dolly Parton is a goddamn American Treasure.

There's a show on Atlanta's NPR affiliate where the local smoky-voiced arts lady interviews local artists and cultural people and whatnot, and one of her regular guests is a dude who lives here in ATL and writes Hallmark Channel Original Movies.

…First Blood, Part 3: A Tyler Perry Film.

I turned to my wife and said "driving like that is how you hit a deer."

Thanks, Morrissey.

God DAMN it Lilo & Stitch is my favorite Disney movie and I will fucking fight you over it.

It's no Lilo & Stitch, y'all.

"something the cops will wrestle you for"

if this show got credit for every time it had the grain of a compelling idea and botched it, it'd have two BAs and be well on its way to a MBA by now.

Thank you for the shoutout to They Live, the smartest stupid movie ever made.

There's a character midway through season 1 that is legit the goofiest goddamn thing I've ever seen on a "serious" drama.

I dropped out at the beginning of S2. I literally just now checked in to see who died because I expect students and co-workers to talk about it.

The Santo Gold people CLAIM they have a full copy. I'm inclined to think they don't and it's just them trying to get money. The Alamo Drafthouse guys would have ponied up the $$$ for it at this point.

The Atlanta Falcons have a better chance of winning the World Series than Bernie Sanders does of winning the Presidency.

"Him and Jethro Tull are my two favorite singers."

A big part of the look and the attitude is The Toecutter from the first "Mad Max".

For the non-wrestling readers out there, TNA has been letting Matt and Jeff Hardy basically do whatever the fuck they want, and it's been utterly stupendous.

Pretty much every backyard wrestling video in the 90s was set to "Zero", so let's at least respect our roots here.