I was like "no harm is gonna come to Little Sam at Horn Hill, because he just got Grandma on his side."

We were guaranteed either an awesome fight scene OR Natalie Dormer/her body double doing the Shame Walk and instead we got Tommen being a douche chill.

Holy shit I think we just had a NEGATIVE DEATH COUNT.

It absolutely IS called the Tower of Joy in the show. When we go there with Bran, he says something to the effect of "The Tower of Joy! This is where my father fought Ser Arthur Dayne."

I think that's WHY they can be killed by it. Only a ninja can defeat another ninja, etc.

THAC0. Calculate your THAC0.

"This Red Priestess woman, boy, I don't respect her. She's not a professional. She starts askin' me all of these questions, and you can see there's smoke coming out of her eyes, smoke coming out of her…. wherever."

uh, nobody can be Lemmy Enough anymore.

I fully expect Funny or Die or someone similar to have a sketch with the "Ironborn keep accidentally drowning all their kings" premise up by midweek.

yeah, Grenn was pretty badass. Good call.

look, he's only ever mentored one time, okay?

he just wants to smell it.

YOU SON OF A BITCH FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW

superimpose Arya's angry eyes over the dick and balls so it looks like @Dikachu.

children of the forest built the white walkers out of humans in order to protect themselves from encroaching human forces.

Frank Stallone had a flip-out on Twitter about "PC" the other week - "you should be allowed to say whatever you want" and so on.

straight up goatse.cx'ing it.

Mmmm. Yes he is "like a scruffier Daario." Mm.

Spike Lee tweets Dwight Walker's address.

The handwave I choose to accept was that Bran could interact with Past Hodor because Present Hodor was in the same space with Present Bran.