In the Blu-Ray edition, you're gonna see his dong. We swore we saw it on the DVD.

This motherfucker right here rhymed "Texas" with "Facts is"

Yeah, I knew they were related, I'm just talking "you had a "face" celebrity accompany you to the ring at Mania, you used to go over."

right - it's like the idea of a "quality loss" in football. "You got your ass kicked, but the team that kicked your ass was REALLY GOOD, so it actually works out for you!"

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1: wow way to reply to a comment that's old enough to dress itself
2: IF SOMEONE DOES NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND YOU HAVE SEX WITH THEM, THAT IS FUCKING RAPE YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT. WHETHER THEY ACTIVELY SAY NO OR JUST LIE BACK AND HOPE YOU'LL HURRY UP AND GET IT OVER WITH AND NOT HURT THEM, IT IS STILL RAPE…

The most interesting thing about Brock is he had that knit cap in some of the footage that I initially thought said "MAKE AMERICA SUPLEX AGAIN"

Eh. I know enough wrestling from watching it non-stop 1986-2004 to know a good match when I see one.

I would imagine that he walked them VERY closely through what was going to happen. "Boys, this is Mr. Calloway. We're going to wrestle, and it's going to look like he's hurting Daddy, but I'll be okay."

they were mighty damn big and consistent bagels - i assumed they were some sort of foam or rubber gaskets based on how they moved.

He asked to fuck up their gimmick and their push? Gee, thanks Dwayne.

I was kind of genuinely amazed Sasha didn't win when they went to the trouble of having fucking Snoop play her out to the ring.

Shane/Taker was a better Ambrose/Bork match than Ambrose/Bork was.

I was openly hoping we'd have a spot where one of them would put on a blonde wig and Hulk The Fuck Out.

Yup. You could literally watch the Wyatt Family's credibility drop in real-time.

Well, yes. That's why the lights go out, so it's mysterious.

(Also, I presume Lita and Trish can't work anymore or they'd have found a way to push them over Flair Daughter, Pink Hair Lady, and Etsy Woman. Or if Mae and Moolah, if they were still alive.)

So yeah. I watch WWE maybe twice a year - Rumble and Mania, and I guess Mania is booked more to casuals like me than the people who actually follow it.

The first time I heard about Lee-Jackson-King day, I assumed they meant Jesse and, uh, Spike?

I knew a rabbi in college that was a huge Deadhead.