That's… that's actually a great idea.

I think he actually retired. Dude's knees or back were completely shredded, IIRC.

I would imagine "not spending the entire interview on the Pistols" is probably a decent enough start.

Well, th answer is "keep dreaming, loser", so…

Pouring out a Monster Energy.

That's some top-shelf pun/comment/user name synergy right there. God damn.

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a febbel geeble modongo botaaaato!

oh man are we going to have a WHO'S WORSE STALIN OR HITLER-off? Because let me tell you I can't wait for it to devolve into SLAVERY VS RAPE OF NANKING or whatever

As someone somewhere else put it, Minions are basically emoji.

https://medium.com/message/…

So, uh, you guys? If the Minions are traveling around the world since time immemorial, looking for the most evil motherfuckers to serve…

I had forgotten that Kanye ad-libbed an entire bit beforehand about how the media were portraying the survivors and how the National Guard couldn't help because they were all off at war and Myers, god bless him, just sticks to the fucking script. He reads this thing like "The spirit of the people of the Gulf Coast is…

OP speculated that a celebrity can get away with heinous acts because of their celebrity status.

That sounds about right. The first movie I remember DON'T SPOIL THE TWIST ENDING was Crying Game, yeah. THE SHOCKING TWIST, etc.

Edgar Bergen did 9/11!

If anyone is allowed to pop off about Thomas's dissent about how "the government can't take your dignity", it's a man who WAS LITERALLY PUT INTO A FUCKING INTERMENT CAMP BY THE GOVERNMENT.

Michael Jackson was acquitted.

I have two Publixes (apparently the official plural is "Publix Stores") within three miles. Fuck a subway, PUBLIX SUBS FIVE-EVER.

Bland enough to be the spokesperson for fuckin' Subway.

They sang Les Mis to him and he sold them the fuck out.