I was just thinking "y'all want salmonella? because y'all are gonna get salmonella doin' that."

Anyone who sides with MCC over the guards is first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Vietnam also has Cao Dai, which is this awesome fusion of Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism, and Catholicism.

"This was something they did in life… It mattered to them."

Someone has to watch the rest of the room, yo. Might as well be Joey Rapedonuts.

You have no idea how much I want a Frieda episode. She's great.

Maria may well have been my first TV crush.

Annnnnnd it looks like some actual registered Wikia user is bothering to try and undo all the damage. Way to restore the half-complete Saved by the Bell Wiki to its former glory, nerd.

It's a weird mix of borderline creepypasta, gonzo strangeness, and then the usual unmoderated wiki vandal nonsense.

Literally all I want to do is go and add really weird guest stars to every episode. Vincent Price as "Substitute Teacher", GWAR as Themselves, etc.

Would McCain?

I know literally one person who is actively watching Month of Zen, but he grew up CRAZY conservative and is using it to catch up on exactly how insane his teenaged-college politics were.

SURPRISE, THERE'S A SAME SEX MARRIAGE RULING COURTESY OF TWO OBAMA APPOINTEES HERE TO SEE YOU

I would argue that Craig Fergusons's finale was, on its own merits, better than Colbert's. Smaller and more intimate, but that's to be expected.

Here's the thing about the liberal arts degree - they are less about the knowledge and more about the skill. It doesn't matter if you majored in communications or history or women's studies to the average employer. What matters is that you managed to do four years of college-level coursework without fucking it up…

I thought that was their current touring lineup

OOOH AH AH AH AHAHA

this liberal PC agenda has gone too far!

Turboprops.

We really do need a Julian Glover RR. Dude has crossed wits with James Bond, Doctor Who, Indiana Jones, Luke Skywalker, and Tyrion Lannister.