It's like nobody here has ever seen The Story of Ricky.

I would have accepted "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want" but I bet that was a more expensive license.

Based on ep 4, I'd guess Boo is at least from a middle class background and might have some college.

Watson robbed a check-cashing place, IIRC.

Sure, whatever, Kevin from Smash Mouth.

A great fucking American, that's who.

TRUE STORY: I have this thing where I try to trick my wife into seeing or reading or hearing the lyrics to "All Star", at which point they are stuck in her head for at least an hour.

Given that maybe ten people seem to live in Sunspear….

You hope there is mental health care in prison

If I could ask GRRM one question about the entire series, it would be "Dickon Manwoody is just you fucking with the readers, right? Now they have to make a Wiki entry for DICKON MANWOODY."

Saving money by double-bunking the inmates at another prison.

You are wrong as hell. There's basically no mental health care in the system.

DOCTORS HATE HER

"hannibal lector" user name and heisenberg user icon - look out, we got ourselves an internet badass here guise

Because Indira Varma promised she wouldn't take any more vengeances, but she TOOK ONE MORE VENGEANCE.

NOT GREAT BOB

uh, no the best name in the books is also the worst name in the books - "Dickon Manwoody".

Goatse. A crude woodcarving of Goatse. (I like to imagine that this is a common prank on the Watch - COME QUICK AND CHECK OUT THIS THING I FOUND and it's a drawing of a boner or whatever. Jon ALWAYS falls for it.)

And yet her legs were silky smooth.

I like to imagine that "lead your mark to a sign with an insult on it" is a popular Westerosi prank. It's like Rickrolling or Goatse or something, and Jon *always falls for it.*