Can you go ahead and use the term "social justice warrior" or "tumblr"? I've almost got my bingo card full.

Obviously they lured Ghost into the basement with a pork chop, slammed the door shut.

GOOD NEWS VIEWERS - HBO has heard your cries and added dicks to the season finale.

Fallout 4's announcement has got me back working on my tabletop Fallout campaign that I swear to god I'm gonna run one day.

That's because The Americans is genuinely amazing and GOT is simply impressively complex.

I would argue that to make money off of timeshares, you essentially had to start out a giant piece of shit.

"Celebrity"

If you dug that, you owe it to yourself to pick up the current "More Than Meets The Eye" comic from IDW. Grab the first TPB. It's …well, it's Arrested Development/Community/Voyager/Firefly with giant robots.

It was trying to be something very very different from Beast Wars, and it both succeeded and failed in that respect.

Beast Machines is due for some critical reevaluation. It's a pretty dark show for a Saturday morning toy commercial - the entire backstory is literally a semi-genocide. I think most of the fan discontent back in the day was due to a mix of the unusual aesthetic (people HATED Rattrap and Blackarachnia's redesigns),…

TVDW observed that basically any TV show could be improved with the addition of Melly Sanders. I tend to agree.

I was gonna say "release the pit fighters on them."

In my memory, the albums for white kids in my college's freshman dorms were DMB and "Odelay", one of which still holds up.

Man, you just MENTION "Cumbersome" and I hear that chooga chooga riff kick in.

My mom was given a laptop with a built-in modem so she could dial-in to the office and check email, etc. from home.

There are girls on AOL chat! Score!

Heh. The alt-rock station in Atlanta would at least play Outkast, but ONLY that remix of B.O.B. with the guitars. (shit, I think the republican-ass talk radio station used Outkast for music beds even.)

this cannot go without further comment. The 90s Braves. The Young Guns. One world series, and a long tail of SO GOD DAMN CLOSE that I was done with by 1998.

"Little Bastard" by Ass Ponys

They almost got away with a lot more - google "Dirk Dinobot".