It doesn't suck. It just wasn't Automatic-er for More People.

1992 - Classic Queen. It was either that or Metallica's Black Album or replace my already worn Out of Time cassette.

I will tell you this - Dave Matthews hit a sweet spot for collegebros in the 90s. I went to a university that had a small but significant Greek population, and those dudes fucking LOVED that shit. Every car in the lot had a bumper sticker, every night and weekend it was blasting from Greek Row, and god help 'em, it…

Yeah, but Beast Wars still holds up. Mostly.

I carried an M-16 and you - you carry that SICK. ELECTRIC. TWANGER.

I would LOVE this as an alternate channel - UK sports commentators with limited knowledge of the game and a lot of enthusiasm…

AV Club Senior Dairy Queenologist Brian Smith, everyone.

see what i mean?

I say it to my five year old when he gets up in the middle of the night and demands I bring him something to drink.

man, that sounds about right. I know mine was …Women of the Amazon Planet, or whatever it was called. Caught the last 20 minutes or so early one morning and holy shit, it was a revelation. They were talking… over… the movie. And it was FUNNY. It was what me and my moron friends already did! But on TV! They did…

apparently not! The MST3K one uses "J. Elvis" as a professional pen name to avoid confusion.

porque no los dos?

Thank you for that exceptionally specific reply. (do kids even know those characters anymore?)

Heart poundin'!

There are some stinkers, but any season that introduces us to Krankor, SLAB ROCKCHEST, and has Raul Julia on Canadian Public Access…

Do they still cross-promote Dairy Queen and Dennis the Menace? That was a pretty firm association in my mind as well.

Hey, remember him? He had that report due in an era before Wikipedia?

KEEP CIRCULATING THE BETAMAX

We are rapidly approaching middle age, we are pretty much all well-educated and as such reasonably well-paid, and since we're all loser virgins with no life, we have a ton of disposable income.

Speaking of Mamie Van Doren, "Untamed Youth" was one of the first MST3K episodes I ever caught, so it has a warm spot in my heart.