Because we’re talking about it. How many state anti-drug campaigns are being discussed on the AVClub, or anywhere for that matter?

“Meth: I smoked some just now”

I thought it was a proactive kind of “We’re on it” as in, they’re addressing the problem and will get to the bottom of it. Which is stupid in its own way.

The ‘friend’ is being a dick by applying all of that pressure to attend (‘...since you couldn’t attend the last few’ - fuck offffffffff).

Chris Matthews would interrupt any fart with his own fart.

Ever since they got rid of Splinter and Deadspin, I freak out if things like Barf Bag are the slightest bit late from their normal posting schedules.

No Barf Bag today?

Trust me, she is 100% going to prison. The DOJ is not going to let her off at this point, not when they just sent some other rich guy to federal prison for six months. That is not the way they do things, and the case against her is strong enough that nothing is going to save her.

Warren did not apply for school on a Native American scholarship.

One person one vote. That is the only valid argument. If 5 states really are enough to determine the election, then those states deserve it because they represent half the country. It’s better than the current system, in which 5 “swing states,” which don’t even represent half of the population, determine the…

Doesn’t he scream incomprehensibly every day?

Never. The answer is it is NEVER worth dealing with any of that nonsense. No amount of money saved on useless shit we don’t even really need is worth the headache. 

The idea that a front-runner (like Warren) right before the Iowa Caucus is going to say to Iowans that their “thing” should get taken away is ludicrous, and it would be ludicrous to expect that of her. She usually has the right opinions, but she’s not going to set herself on fire right before filling up on gas. 

I hope the stress of the impeachment trial causes him to start screaming obscenities and incomprehensible almost-but-not-quite words at the nearest camera until his handlers drag him off to his safe space.

The thing is, nobody will bother because it’s such an obvious lie.

Just out of curiosity, was there any attempt to verify that Trump visited anybody? At all? Seems like just the stupid sort of lie Trump would blurt out without realizing that reporters can check.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

The entire Rick Solo Adventure Not-Directed by Ron Howard was a metaphor about internet arguments.

They could intervene when they see men touching women without their consent.

The tyranny of the birthday song copyright scam has ended though - since 2016!