Oh damn thats awful. Ughhhhhhh

I cant figure out whats going on over there (aka I cant find it). Whats going on?

Just want to throw my 2 cents of sad reminiscing into the void. I’ve read this damn time wasting blog for way too long now, and it has taken up an unreasonably large portion of my time and effort. I don’t regret it one bit. Simply put, the commenters here made life funnier, and that’s important. If/when this ship goes…

Hey! Can all you fired/soon to be fired/sorry to hear that all this madness is going on to you fine types types please link arms with the Splinternews turfed gang, form your own super thang and let me know pronto so I can give you a million clicks a day plus advertizzment visits by the pant load? I’ve been googling…

Readers follow writers. I’ll read Petcheskey wherever he lands. But I’ll hate Jim Spanfeller forever. 

I’ll keep it short and sweet.  Fuck you, G/O Media, for buying and swiftly killing one of the best and most respected sites on the internet.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Ugggh. So her soon to be ex-husband choreographs a revenge porn campaign against her, and she resigns her position. Ugh. 

And the Republicans are represented and have 50% of the time for questions even though they have less than 50% representation on the committees.

I guess all Republicans suffer from short term memory loss. I mean, Benghazi wasn’t that long ago, folks. 

Looks like the cry babies big tough guys in the Senate GOP are moving forward with their resolution doing exactly what Daddy Trump told them to do condemning the House impeachment inquiry. They’re claiming it’s a secret proceeding open to a quarter of the House and doesn’t allow Trump to intimidate witnesses confront…

I lived in Austin in the early- to mid-90s. The population was about 500,000, and everyone said, “Man, you should have been here 10 years ago, before it got so big.” (Although it really was getting big during that time. That was the beginning of “highways everywhere.”)

I lived in Austin from 1978-88. The population was 350,000 when I arrived, and everyone said “Man, you should have been here 10 years ago, before it got so big.”

He didn’t get “beat” on any play, except maybe the last in that highlight reel; you have to consider that the Sixers’ pick and roll defense strategy has always been for the on-ball defender to come over the top of a screen, relying on Embiid (and now Horford) to deter players away from the rim.

ben simmons: also a fantastic defender. this team is huge and mobile. we’ll see how the new configuration generates offense in the post season, which is the piece they need to click in order to be true favorites for the conference. however, they have the size, the speed, and the variety of looks to run roughshod…

I was very happy to see that the moment did not seem too big for him, at all, from his first (regular season) NBA minutes. His game played out exactly as many people thought it would; he just seemed to be always be in a good position to make defensive plays. And active hands, but needs to watch out for recklessness…

Whenever Isee a post like that I wonder what the poster’s car looks like.

I would personally like to see the statistics on “violent crimes perpetrated by masked vigilantes over pronoun use.”

Yeah, the hardest part for me to discern about the coverage of politics is why the marketing seems to be invariably taken at face value. I don’t mean like “okay, marketing is a necessary part of political gamesmanship, so here is Team X’s marketing pitch.” I mean that transparent marketing pitches are unfailingly and…