I couldn’t sleep on the night he was elected. It was one of the worst night’s sleeps I’ve ever gotten. I wouldn’t have felt that way about, say, Cruz or Rubio, despite how disgusting they are. Trump’s election spoke in a singular manner on how broken and fucked up our country and its political systems are. It’s deeply…

Darling, now I’m worried about YOUR mental health. Get to sleep! Sleep is important!

It doesn’t feel like that shit will work this time. The Ukraine scandal is an avalanche, with no time for distractions in between boulders. And now we know that Giuliani had a whole shadow operation going on over there! End-running around the State Dept & Congress, money being held up by the freakin’ OMB with no…

Exactly. He has the same mindset as the internet trolls who installed him in office— he honestly thinks “I didn’t say the exact words! Therefore, TOTALLY EXONERATED! Nanny nanny poo poo!” will stand up in court, because it works for him and his fans online. He thinks the “technicality” trick will work, he thinks the…

Pelosi, Nadler, Schiff and, of course, Maxine Waters! Can you believe this?

The White House has released doctored transcripts before. It’s also easy for a transcript to be misleading with no context. That’s precisely why the actual complaint is necessary, because someone in the IC would have access to the context and other incidents that may be necessary to understand the transcript.

That’s not true. I mean, if they had enough evidence of collusion with Russia in the election interference, that would have been worse. But what you have here is President using congressionally-approved aid as an attempt to bribe a foreign country into investigating a political rival for political gain. Aid that would…

Naaah, he’ll never do it. He’ll keep saying “I’d love to release the transcript.” “I’m looking forward to releasing the transcript,” he’ll say. “I hope to release the transcript very soon,” he’ll say. “I’ll be happy to release the transcript as soon as you open another DOJ investigation into Hillary Clinton’s…

Evidently Pelosi is “preparing an action” for tomorrow.

I doubt it’s formal commencement of impeachment proceedings, but a guy can hope.

A guy can also hope that we collectively understand that this is going to galvanize the living fuck out of Trump’s base, and if he’s not convicted and removed from office, they’ll be…

Rebecca, why did you even take the time to type all this out?

The only good troll Trump ever did on anyone was that Romney dinner where he was dangling Secretary of State in front him.

i don’t have to hand him shit.

This is not normal. Please don't normalize it.

You don’t have to praise a fascist, nobody is forcing you to.

I’ve got mixed feelings on this one. He seems sincere in his apologies, but on the other hand, 2001. He was doing this shit in 2001, when everybody knew better. Like, I can understand some of the cases from the 1960s; those people may genuinely have not known black face was offensive at the time, particularly if they…

Having grown up nearby, I can attest that this guy’s “humor” is pretty much standard practice in/around Mechanicsburg, where people are afraid to cross the river into Harrisburg for fear of encountering someone non-white.

“The First Family is very active in water sports.”

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

But does enthusiastically sucking in a witches brew of chemicals represent an objective health risk? Duh.