He’s functionally illiterate. 

Imagining Mary Poppins “gaping” gave me a very different mental picture than the one you were going for. 

Trump barely speaks English let alone being able to translate Russian. 

He also reportedly doesn’t show up for “work” until after 11am and doesn’t “work” past 4pm. He doesn’t have the stress of the office also because he doesn’t give a fuck about the country or it’s citizens. The one thing that may age him a bit is all of that rage. Can you imagine walking around with that much rage all…

Oh I know there are a lot of dumb attorneys out there. I just can say with near 100% confidence that at no time in Trump’s life could he have passed the bar exam. He’s barely literate. 

I mean this happened 25 years ago so it could have been on In Living Color(which is the best sketch comedy show of all time btw). 

Yeah it got a little twisted. It was really Eric Roberts that was supposed to play Tubman. 

The fact that at some point in his life Rudy was able to pass the bar exam and function as a lawyer tells me that Trump is far stupider than even Rudy. 

FUCKING ROASTED!

Wait, what?? Seriously?

I mean yeah, but what does that accomplish? That half a million dollars could be used for treatment programs and stuff like that.

It’s more than 90%. It’s literally 100%. It’s their entire business model. 

It’s not that the quality of these MLM companies are bad. I mean Cutco knives are great and last basically forever. But, it’s not about the products. It’s about putting friends and family in an unfair position by relying on them to make money. When anyone in my life invites me to one of these things I just tell them…

They also considered the slogans “Meth: We’re gonna smoke it” and “Meth: Consider it cooked”.

The whole sweating thing was just bizarre. 

Thanks! That makes me feel much better. Appreciate the update. 

Some of us have to use our phone for work on a nearly constant basis especially while travelling. Different people have different needs. 

Ah, the rare racist/fashion critic has been spotted in the wild. This is truly a delight. Do you have any other racist fashion advice to offer? 

Probably because people like you keep clicking on the articles and commenting? Why would you come to a site you clearly dislike just to click on articles you don’t agree with and increase the site’s revenue by adding clicks? I mean, I’m a liberal and I don’t find myself going to Breitbart or The Red State and clicking…

Is it really that much effort to type the words “You” and “You’re”? U rite like a 12 yr old.