I mean, those are all assholes for sure, and some more than others, but a child molester is a little worse don’t you think?

When will this hit Spotify? I’m excited about this. 

Rihanna isn’t sexy. She has transcended sexiness. She is sex personified. 

I’M A FIVE STAR MAN!

They haven’t mentioned it. It’s obviously something that they aren’t allowed to write about or I would imagine they would be fired. 

Or he could use his time wisely like you do, by all caps trolling of a dead website they don’t agree with. 

The difference is that Pat Sajak is by all accounts(and well supported if you look at his twitter), quite a cunt.

It’s totally likely that an attractive 19 year old in expensive clothes at an upscale bar doesn’t get carded. Young women are good for business and frequently don’t get carded.

Have you ever heard of the concept of a joke?

Thanks, I’ll check them out. A bit of a drive but worth it if they’re a good time. 

I’ve never had a white claw and I probably won’t, but how does white claw fund law enforcement?

Do this and then add some Accent(MSG), and you won’t be able to stop eating them. 

Politics has existed as a major part of comedy since comedy was a thing. I get that politics in this climate are injected in many places where they wouldn’t be before, but politics in comedy is absolutely not some new thing that just came about with Trump.

Any recommendations for the CT/RI/MA area? Been wanting to go to one with some friends for awhile but the one in Foxwoods gets pretty bad reviews. 

Obviously in response to the editorial mandate from the corporate overlords to “stick to sports”. Read the comment thread of the last post on Deadspin(looks like it may be the last ever) for details. 

Whatever vuture capitalist douche that’s in charge now said they have to stick to sports only. Barry was fired for not going along with it. They haven’t had a post since noon. The GMG union is on twitter calling out the new overlords. Doesn’t seem like Deadspin is long for this world. 

Editor note to Jezebel: Stick to vaginas 

You guys here at Jez going to mention what’s going on over at Deadspin? 

I second this!

Looks like it may be the last :(