Violence is usually not the answer. And certainly the option of last resort. But there are times when violence is necessary. Punching people walking down the street is not one of those times. 

If you are not black you should not say the N-word.

Did Trump just...call for his own impeachment??

In the regular season maybe, but you can’t call anyone up from the minors in the playoffs as the roster is set. 

No if there are oven instructions on the box it means the plastic container can be put in the oven.

When I was in college I lifeguarded at a hotel pool. The hotel was mainly used by business travelers as it was located in King of Prussia PA, which no tourists would stay at but has a ton of businesses nearby. I never came close to having to save anyone. Many shifts would just be me sitting by myself because no one…

Salted melon is one of my favorite summer time snacks. Wrapping it in proscuitto like my grandparents taught me is also delicious. Salty plays really well with sweet. 

While a TV show not a movie, nothing beats the morgue scene from Ash Vs. The Evid Dead for me. As gory as anything I’ve ever seen and somehow manages to be hilarious. 

I was excited to see this until I saw Judd Apatow’s name. Hopefully he doesn’t have any creative input because, that guy fucking sucks. 

One of the few unifying things between the right and the left is that neither give a fuck about James Carville in 2019. 

Laura Bush looks like a rich lady at a game from this past Sunday. 

We all are, sometimes. 

As a kid I loved Candy Maldonado. He had a great name and I also thought it was pronounced Mall-Don-Ah-Doo which made it even better. The other one was Ricky Henderson, because he was Ricky Henderson. 

I’m a 42 year old (mostly)functional alcoholic and I feel like I’d easily get my money’s worth and then some. If I went there with my girlfriend though, it would probably even out since she drinks like one drink an hour. 

Donald Trump was elected President of the United States. 

They’ll also have to CGI his hands smaller. 

Are you doubting his great and unmatched wisdom?

I believe you mean “hyphen”, you pompous “ass”. 

I’d be on board with partaking in a Beyonce taco. 

Gunn and Graham have an ongoing playful ribbing each other thing, that is actually fun. Gunn has a daily show on the local Philadelphia sports channel and he’s in the locker room almost daily and the “feud” with Graham is something that goes back a few years now. Both of these guys are a lot of fun.