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Also the Santa thing was over 50 years ago. The people that threw those snowballs are dead. Since then, bad shit has happened in pretty much every stadium in the NFL, and Deadspin likes to act like this is a uniquely Philadelphia thing. It’s stupid and lazy. There was a goddamn murder at a 49ers game and at Dodgers

The Furnace Party. 

Do you have a Movie Tavern near you? It’s the only way I go to the movies now. Comfy seat, wine beer and cocktails, and a full menu delivered right to your seat. 

Very technically, a sports bar outside of Gary can be literally anywhere except inside the city of Gary.

Until you try to turn a close double play. I can’t even picture how that could be done left handed in  time to get the runner at first base. 

“Dip-Off” sounds like a depraved sex act. 

Usually the throw right/bat left people are lefties that play the infield so they have to throw right handed. 

Earlier this summer there was a deli in Upper Darby PA(Just outside of Philadelphia) that was selling Lions Head 12-packs for $4.99 each. Any beer is good at $10/case. 

If this were to happen in 2019 with Trump and an elementary school child, Trump would go on a week long tweet storm attacking the child for being low IQ and nasty, and then would insist that potato actually does have an ‘e’ at the end of it. MAGA chuds would then always use the ‘e’ when spelling potato in order to

I don’t think there’s much chance of a Democrat picking up a senate seat in Arkansas. 

Nah, it will probably be Paul Wolfowitz or Dick Cheney. 

Hmm. Sounds unlikely since the Eagles sell out every single home game every year and there is a decade long waiting list for season tickets.

The implication is that Saints fans are awful piss babies. 

Hyundai makes Genesis. It’s their luxury car for people that want to pay $50k for a Hyundai. 

Are there actual people that don’t drink before flying? 

As bad as it is that it looks like a flag is thrown every play, it pales in comparison to the “Halftime Show” that we were just subjected to. I don’t know what the fuck that was but it was probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen on television in my life, and I’ve seen Cop Rock. 

Why don’t you just filter the emails and ignore the delivery option? Alternatively you could support local pizza places which are owned and staffed by your neighbors and most likely have far superior pizza to any chain out there. 

Thanks LeBron, good looking out. 

Putting pizza in a microwave should be illegal.